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Quote of the Day
“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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Quote of the Day
“Booo!” – Crowd “But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character! Ain’t that worth nothing?” – Moe “Booo! Next!” – Crowd Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
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Homer’s Triple Bypass Gifs
“Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.” – Homer Simpson Happy Simpsons Day everyone! In honor of this momentous occasion, we’re having .gifs. (As before, if there’s something else...
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Behind Us Forever: Lisa With an S
“Dad, why are you singing?” – Lisa Simpson “Tell a lie! Tell a lie!” – Homer’s Brain “Because I have a small roll in a Broadway musical. It’s not much, but it’s a start.” – Homer Simpson “Bravo.” –...
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Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXVI
“At last, I’m going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!” – Cecil Terwilliger “By throwing me off a dam? Isn’t that a little crude for a genius like you?” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, I suppose it...
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Reading Digest: In Denial About Season 27 Edition
“Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s beautiful! Oh, let’s put Bart’s beautiful drawing up on the fridge-” – Homer Simpson “Homer, stop! Would you please...
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Reading Digest: Arty Milhouse Edition
“Ever since I became a movie star I’ve been miserable. I had to get up at 5am just for makeup. I like the way the blush brings out my cheekbones, but it’s not worth it.” – Milhouse van Houten...
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Reading Digest: So Short It Barely Exists Edition
“Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let’s go home.” – Homer Simpson “We are home.” – Bart Simpson “That was fast.” – Homer Simpson It’s a holiday weekend and I’m very pressed...
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Reading Digest: What Do You Want, It’s August Edition
“Lisa, don’t sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee. It’s a great big world out there!” – Shary Bobbins “Been there, done it.” – Lisa Simpson Very short Reading Digest this week on...
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Reading Digest: Marriage Through Simpsons Edition
“There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.” – Marge Bouvier “Marge, I’m sorry. I wish I could afford a better place.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, I’d be lying if I said that this is how I...
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Reading Digest: Global Calls for Cancellation Edition
“First of all, his accuser is a very shady character. That waiter, Mr. LaCoste, not only wasn’t born in Springfield, he wasn’t even born in this country!” – Blue Haired Lawyer “From now on, you tell...
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Reading Digest: Bands! Edition
“You got Poison to play at our wedding?” – Becky “We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.” – Cyanide Singer “We need a ride home!” – Cyanide Drummer This week we might have a link of the month...
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Reading Digest: Fan Made Crossovers Are Better Edition
“But first, move over Baltimore! Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman Some internet genius put together a version of the opening credits of the third season of The Wire, including the...
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Reading Digest: Contradictory Beer Edition
“Here you go, Red Tick Beer.” – Moe “Hmm, bold, refreshing, and something I can’t quite put my finger on.” – Homer Simpson “Needs more dog.” – Red Tick Brewmaster This week FOX announced that Chile...
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Quote of the Day
“Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto “We were eating rotisserie chicken. Can you just read the line, please?” – Not David S. Cohen Happy birthday...
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Reading Digest: Pancakes Edition
“This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, you think that’s enough for her?” – Bart Simpson “Maybe one more.” – Lisa Simpson Since the Fourth falls on a...
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Reading Digest: Moaning Lisa Has Aged Very Well Edition
“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got two links hearkening back to Season 1’s melancholy masterpiece “Moaning Lisa”, and two different fond...
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Reading Digest: Why Yes, It Is Time for Zombie Simpsons To End Edition
“Homey, I know you love me. We don’t need to get married again.” – Marge Simpson “Yes we do! I got us a divorce this afternoon!” – Homer Simpson The internet was still digesting the fact that Homer...
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Reading Digest: Fucking CNN Edition
“Forget the hair, just give me the blush! Oh, we’re on.” – Kent Brockman Fucking CNN. This one is bad even by their impressive standards of idiocy and misinformation. Thanks to their sloppiness,...
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Reading Digest: Pondering the Absence of Shearer Edition
“Oh, sir, what will you do next?” – Mr. Smithers “Well, first I’ll get that new hip I’ve been hankering for, then, who knows? Beekeeping, boxing, bocce ball, the world is my oyster, Smithers!...
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