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Reading Digest: Family guy Crossover Edition
“So, if you don’t want to see crude, low brow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now.” – Betty White It was going to be a slow week for Reading Digest, and then the hard working...
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Reading Digest: Geek Gathering Post-Mortem Edition
“Young people of Springfield, as your mayor I’d like to welcome you to our annual funny book convention. And thank you for pumping almost three hundred dollars into the local economy. Your youthful...
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Reading Digest: Cable Expansion Edition
“How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?” – Homer Simpson The big news this week was the deliberate media leak that FOX is considering selling the cable rights to The Simpsons and...
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Reading Digest: The Joys of Picture Phones Edition
“Oh, this? No, I’ve just got a touch of the rheumatis.” – Marge Simpson “Oh.” – Lisa Simpson “Whew.” – Marge Simpson “Mom, picture phone.” – Lisa Simpson Our first link this week is to a...
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Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Makes Baby Jesus Cry
“This romance is so full of heartfelt passion. I can really identify with this corn fed heroine.” – Marge Simpson At this point, Zombie Simpsons commentaries are a known quantity: there will be...
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Reading Digest: McClure Poster Edition
“Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield Airport and Where’s Nordstrom?” – Troy McClure A new Tumblr hit...
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Today I Am a Clown Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “This is worse than your song about Mr. T.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “I pity the fool who doesn’t like . . . he.” – Homer Simpson This episode has a cavalcade of...
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Reading Digest: Summer Lull Edition
“Well, you’re certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. Oh, rats.” – Hans Moleman The internet didn’t have much by way of Simpsons stuff this week, so it must be the middle of August. We do have...
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Reading Digest: Must Be Labor Day Edition
“Now look, stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back.” – C.M. Burns “Uh, actually sir, picture taking is not allowed at this...
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Reading Digest: Futurama Comparison Edition
“I can’t wait to see that play.” – University Student Futurama went off the air for the third time on Wednesday. (I’m saving the last episode for this weekend and haven’t watched it yet, but the...
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Reading Digest: Meh Edition
“Oh, these Renaissance Fairs are so boring.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, really? Did you see the loom? I took loom in high school.” – Marge Simpson “Meh.” – Bart Simpson It’s a very short Reading Digest...
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Reading Digest: Theater Appreciation Edition
“Everybody was cheering for you!” – Lisa Simpson “Almost everybody.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, wait in the car. I want to talk to your mother about this play thing.” – Homer Simpson “Looking for a spot...
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Reading Digest: Making Death Boring Edition
“Maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Death stalks you at every turn!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it does.” – Abe “Grampa”...
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Reading Digest: Old Time Treehouse of Horror Edition
“Oh, no, Marge! Come on, please!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, I’m not sleeping with the lights on. They’re just children’s stories. They can’t hurt you.” – Marge Simpson Owing almost as much to the...
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Reading Digest: Math Class Edition
“So Y equals R cubed over three. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you will be pleasanelty surprised. . . . Well, don’t you get it Bart? Derivitive DY equals...
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Reading Digest: Marcia Wallace Appreciation Edition
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend...
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Compare & Contrast: Burns’ Old Romances
“Aw, Pop, don’t get me wrong, it’s great to be here. But how’s a guy like you wind up with a song like me?” – Larry [Programming Note: Sorry for the late posting on this. Reading Digest should be...
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Reading Digest: Krusty Sketches Edition
This week we’ve got some fan made renderings of Krusty (and Bart) that run the gamut from quick sketch to very refined, but all of them have real style to them. In addition to that, we’ve got more...
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Behind Us Forever: YOLO (
“There is just one dance that will beat them, the Tango de la Muerte.” – Eduardo “Only one man was crazy enough to dance that dance, and he is dead!” – Lisabella “My twin brother, Freduardo! But...
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Quote of the Day
“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?” – Chief Wiggum “What’s a truck?” – Fat Tony Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!
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